Thank you, Cudi, thank you for sharing your lyrical ability, witty sampling, and smooth-ass transitions between songs with the world. Always impeccably dressed, you integrate hipster music with hip-hop in a way that is unfailingly fresh and entertaining. I’ve laughed with you, cried with you, blown out the bass on my speakers with you, danced like a dork with you…

You know full well that there are some haters out there–heck, I myself have gotten flak for enjoying your art, but I want you to know that you have a lot of fans out there and that you have their full support! I wish you all the best, especially in your pursuit of Amanda Bynes, and hope that some day you can finally be truly happy. Someday, we shall meet, I promise, and it will be divine.

With the type of love that can only be conveyed in a smile,

JS

Marry me.

I love your voice.  Your voice is that of a centuries-old man sitting on a tree stump in a large, echoey cave.

I love your face.  In the especially belt-y parts of most songs your eyes close to become those of a cute and smiley asian cartoon.  You are my Pikachu.  The fact that your name is Robin makes this trait even cuter.

Dump your girlfriend.  I friended her and she denied my friend request even though she only has 157 Facebook friends to begin with.  Anyone who turns away friends when she doesn’t have that many in the first place is a) weird in my book, and b) undeserving of your “textbook love”.

That’s right, I have that EP.

Hopelessy yours,

JS

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