With love from Wayzata

Dear Robin Pecknold,

Marry me.

I love your voice.  Your voice is that of a centuries-old man sitting on a tree stump in a large, echoey cave.

I love your face.  In the especially belt-y parts of most songs your eyes close to become those of a cute and smiley asian cartoon.  You are my Pikachu.  The fact that your name is Robin makes this trait even cuter.

Dump your girlfriend.  I friended her and she denied my friend request even though she only has 157 Facebook friends to begin with.  Anyone who turns away friends when she doesn’t have that many in the first place is a) weird in my book, and b) undeserving of your “textbook love”.

That’s right, I have that EP.

Hopelessy yours,

JS

Um…

So usually these funny-blogs have a theme.  Unfortunately the only theme I can think of some find offensive and some find unfunny.  I don’t really care about the offensive, I do care about the unfunny.

LOLmidgets!

Buahaha thoughts?